This is the farthest thing from a party in my mouth.

The cafe was having some sort of special buffet today so I decided to try the tofu stir-fry. Worst idea ever. The sauce they put on it is burning up my mouth. I cannot taste anything but fire. This is an unfortunate situation not only because it looked so delicious and my taste buds were unpleasantly surprised, but because this was my first 'meal' of the day and I wanted it to be wonderful; it was not.

Fact of the day: I wish you still made an effort to talk to me.