I went to England to visit a castle with my family; at first. When we arrived, we were not allowed inside so we walked the grounds. The garden was unkempt but only the roped off places. The grass we were allowed to walk on was neatly cut and watered, however the roped off places' grass extended far beyond the tip of my head, so there was really nothing to look at. As we kept walking we came to a barn-ish looking thing and went inside. My sister had some sort of bulldog on a leash, and inside the barn there were a bunch of cows all huddled into a small pen. Then all of a sudden there was one cow who was loose and kept staring at the dog. The cow turned into a small grotesque angry looking pig then began to bolt toward the dog. We ran to the nearest door, which eventually led into the castle, but inside turned into a regular looking sort of house (no one's house I've ever seen though). We were all standing in the kitchen looking for something to eat when we found frozen burgers and pizza in the freezer. We threw them in the oven and proceeded to wait for them. When they were done, I went into the oven to get them out, and when I did my family went away and my friends replaced them. Thinking this was nothing unusual, because... I mean... We were in an English castle's kitchen making frozen pizza... I began to munch out on the pizza. After I was finished I returned to a room that looked much like my dorm and awaited a call. When I received a call, it was Bradley calling to tell me he'd be there soon. Melody then came to my room for a while, we went back to the kitchen to find Eva and some people I'd never seen before but she dubbed her friends. Eva was also awaiting a phone call from some boy who would not pick up his phone. Then I wondered where Bradley was, as it apparently had been a few hours and was now Exactly 11:14pm. I tried to call him back but he did not have a cell phone so I accidentally called a different friend. When I suddenly realized I was calling the wrong boy I hung up and began to sit and wait for his call. Suddenly the phone rang, but it was some girl's voice. She called me Eva, so naturally I said "Nope, its Jen." She then wanted to hang up but I told her to hang on and rushed to give the phone to Eva. They chatted for a few minutes when Eva then demanded to talk to the boy she was waiting for. We then all went for a walk outside, along a mote that surrounded the castle, and then got into a canoe.
Then I woke up.
What I've taken from this:
- I would someday like to go back to England and visit my family + castles
- Never make kids stay off the grass, or else it just goes to waste
- Catherine, don't take your dog to a barn
- Cows need to stop being mass produced, so much that they need to be held up in abandoned castle's barns
- I need to make pizza again
- Bradley needs his phone back
- Eva shouldn't give out my number
- Canoeing is a great time waster
Fact of the day: Every day I'm alive is the best day of my life
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